Mangy Fetlocks, The Quasi-Intellectual Existentialist Cowboy, a.k.a, Bruce W. Nelson, addresses Donald Trump's stunning idea of buying Greenland* as a way to lead America to a brighter future and solve a host of serious problems, like the one posed by all those people who keep asking, "What do you suppose is wrong with that guy?" Lyrics are as follows: There’s a crisis on the border
Trump says it’s an attack
An assault on law an order
but no courage does he lack.
Our president will see us through,
and do what no one else would do.
It ranks right up with caging kids
and this is what it is
He’s buying Greenland.
He’s buying Greenland
He plans to purchase never seen land
What clever way sir to get a glacier
and make our nation great again.
The entire planet’s heating
It’s getting hot as hell
There’s a need for interceding
the scientists all tell.
Our President is on the ball,
for once again he makes the call
to set in motion a great plan that’s totally his own…
He’s buying Greenland.
He’s buying Greenland
He plans to purchase never seen land
He’ll find a way sir, and get a glacier
to make our nation great again.
Well, our deficit’s exploding
and soon we’ll all be broke
But the president is gloating
He’s such a clever bloke!
He doesn’t worry, not a bit
that we’re in deep financial shit.
He’s figured out a genius way to keep our “greenbacks” green,
He’s buying Greenland.
He’s buying Greenland
He plans to purchase never seen land
What better way sir, to get a glacier
to make our nation great again.
With mass murders now recurring
each day or two or three
One would think, just by inferring,
our Congress could agree
That a program of some background checks
might stem the tide in some respects, but
Trump has something better that was tucked way up his … sleeve.
He’s buying Greenland.
He’s buying Greenland
He plans to purchase never seen land
What better way sir, to get a glacier
to make our nation great again
Though you’d think those fools in Greenland,
would welcome Daddy Trump,
what he wholly (unforeseen) planned
they have laughed at, and they dumped.
Now he’s having quite a hissy fit,
but he had best get used to it
because in 2020, we intend to do the same!
copyright 2019, Bruce W. Nelson
* Mangy says this idea is about as smart as buying your wife a new chain saw to try to get her to forget about you dancing multiple times with Doris Himmelman at the Elk's Club social; the sort of thing that can come back and bite you in the end.
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